1. One Pint Nights

    One of those nights when you’re just having ‘one for the road’

    …then you’re still in the pub after the doors have closed.

    Lack of money is irrelevant - your friends are irreverent

    to the fact you can’t afford a drink - no worries!

    You can head back to one of their places - near an offy where you can get twice as much for your money!

    Cotch in a room with three mattresses and no tables

    like an adult bouncy castle

    Perfect place to relax with no hassle!

    Before you know it it’s three AM.

    We only went out for one pint again.

    How are we ever gunna be productive

    when the thrills of random nights are so seductive!

    7 months ago  /  0 notes