One of those nights when you’re just having ‘one for the road’
…then you’re still in the pub after the doors have closed.
Lack of money is irrelevant - your friends are irreverent
to the fact you can’t afford a drink - no worries!
You can head back to one of their places - near an offy where you can get twice as much for your money!
Cotch in a room with three mattresses and no tables
like an adult bouncy castle
Perfect place to relax with no hassle!
Before you know it it’s three AM.
We only went out for one pint again.
How are we ever gunna be productive
when the thrills of random nights are so seductive!